Ok, I haven't so much as <I>looked</I> at a calculus or geometry book in nearly a decade. I don't remember much.<BR><BR>Anyway, I need to find a solution for a programming problem we have at work. I ...

Ah, the asymptote. Do you remember the term vaguely from math class? Maybe from that pop quiz that you could have studied harder for? Well, I have not thought about the word asymptote in many years, ...